Eugene Weekly wants short reader-submitted stories about the times you did some stoner shit.

Submission rules:

Word count is limited to 150-250 words to ensure we can include as many stories as possible. Limit three submissions per person.
Keep stories light, fun and weird.

Whatever you write will be under your real name, please!

To submit, put it in the body of an email and send to Editor@EugeneWeekly.com by Sept. 5.